Never Be Rude to an Arab, and Sit On My Face
In the spirit of the recent anti-racist rhetoric, let me post up the wise words of Monty Python. Vive la Sedition Act!
Never be rude to an Arab,
An Israeli, or Saudi, or Jew,
Never be rude to an Irishman,
No matter what you do.
Never poke fun at a Nigger,
A Spik, or a Wop, or a Kraut,
And never put down…
(explosion!)
And now, for something completely different!
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I’ll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you o-ra-lise
When I’m between your thighs
You blow me away.Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I’ll sit on your face and then I’ll love you tru-ly
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
If we sit on our faces
In all sorts of places
And play till we’re blown away.
Note: I’m reminded of this Monty Python classic by Jim’s archived entry.
