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Never Be Rude to an Arab, and Sit On My Face

In the spirit of the recent anti-racist rhetoric, let me post up the wise words of Monty Python. Vive la Sedition Act!

Never be rude to an Arab,
An Israeli, or Saudi, or Jew,
Never be rude to an Irishman,
No matter what you do.
Never poke fun at a Nigger,
A Spik, or a Wop, or a Kraut,
And never put down…
(explosion!)

And now, for something completely different!

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I’ll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you o-ra-lise
When I’m between your thighs
You blow me away.

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I’ll sit on your face and then I’ll love you tru-ly
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
If we sit on our faces
In all sorts of places
And play till we’re blown away.

Note: I’m reminded of this Monty Python classic by Jim’s archived entry.

This was written by Han. Posted on Thursday, September 15, 2005, at 3:28 am. Filed under Humour, Music, Politics, Singapore. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Both comments and trackbacks are currently closed.

3 Comments

  1. sieteocho wrote:

    Yeh but do you have the one to “I like chinese” and “they only reach up to your knees”?

    I had an angmoh housemate who used that song on me, except that he’s shorter than I am. Bwah hwah hwah.

    Friday, September 16, 2005 at 1:10 am | Permalink
  2. Han wrote:

    yah, I heard the I like Chinese before, its damn super funny sial. :)

    Friday, September 16, 2005 at 7:15 am | Permalink
  3. Huang wrote:

    I’ve all the Monty Python shinizt. Try “Every Sperm is Sacred” sometime. Insightful.

    Saturday, October 22, 2005 at 10:40 pm | Permalink
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