Celebrate Lie! The Workshop
Note: Upload of the scans of the entire workbook will be available here soon!
Note2: Interesting how Life without F becomes a Lie. eh? 
Today we’re doing a workshop that celebrates lie! Here we have an impressive looking book cover, sort of like those dusty tomes of magical spells one finds in the Harry Potter movies. How ironic!
Sex outside of Marriage is Always Wrong
Yay! Indoctrination and values distortion proceeds apace! Oh, and don’t forget to lynch the homos and dykes! Homosexuality and gayism is a mental disease, and we should all lock them up in a mental institution and electrocute them until they repent those sick bastards recover!
Now that we’ve been brainwashed, that means we can self-righteously judge other people and condemn them in God’s name!
Condoms are ineffective in preventing HIV transmission
You know, sometimes, for some unknown reason in quantum physics, sperm can actually swim through pores in latex condoms! And you see, since each sperm is 5 microns (whatever the hell that means) and a HIV virus is 0.1 microns, doesn’t that mean condoms cannot prevent the sexual transmission of HIV at all?!?
But my friend ask me a funny question. You see, water molecules are made up of 2 hydrogen atoms and 1 oxygen atom right? And each water molecule is 0.2 nanomicrons right? Then how come condoms don’t leak water leh?
I also dunno. But since workbook say, then must be right! I cannot question it, and must believe this book completely!
Sex without procreation is mutual masturbation
And we all know that is wrong, right? Because masturbation is just using your own body, and masturbating someone else is worse, because we’re using their body for our own sexual pleasure!
Even though when I masturbate the other person, its not me who feels the pleasure… *error error, does not compute, logic malfunction, brainwashing incomplete*
Using contraception means you believe abortion is justified
Dayumn right! And if you read Harry Potter books, it means you believe in witchcraft and the Devil. If you watch science fiction shows it means you believe in aliens, and the devil. If you’re a girl who dresses skimpily, it means you’re a shameless hussy asking to be raped and you believe in the devil.
Using this workbook on schoolchildren means you believe that lying and deceiving children is justified.
