The Legal Janitor

I am just looking for true love. The soul-wrenching kind.

I graduate this March, and will get my practising licence in October, if everything works out for me. Where to go and what to do next? I have some plans in mind. But in this post, I will fantasize about my dream jobs and what I would like to do. I list them in order of preference, according to industry.

Technology

1. Google
   • I think there is no question that Google is the one place that anyone working in the tech industry would die to work for. While I do not have any skills as a scientist, programmer or mathematician, I do know however that Google hoovers up general counsels like mad to deal with the increasing numbers of lawsuits targeted at them.
2. Apple
   • I’m a certified Mac Cultist, so where else would I go if not Google?

Fashion

1. Ralph Lauren
   • Because when it comes to men’s fashion, no one else beats the class and style of Ralph Lauren (except maybe Brooks Brothers). That being the case, it would be a pleasure to do trademark and design enforcement for their legal department.
2. Marc Jacobs
   • I love his stuff. Is that a good enough reason to work for someone? Yes it is.

Maybe I’ll be lucky and someone from Google or Ralph Lauren might happen upon this post and decide to hire me. haha.

Getting better.